An
honest politician is one who when he is bought, stays bought.
Nothing
is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
An
optimist can always see the bright side of the other fellow's
misfortune.
Bigamy
is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing.
The
good life starts only when you stop wanting a better one.
Flattery
consists in telling the other fellow what he thinks of himself.
A
smart husband buys his wife very fine china so she won't trust
him to wash it.
History
teaches us that nations behave wisely once they have exhausted
all other alterntives.
There's
a dead fly in my soup. Yes. It's the heat that kills them.
Shoot
a few scenes out of focus if you want to win the foreign film
award.
The
climate of England has been the world's most powerful colonizing
impulse.
Most
people buy a new car because they have to pay cash on the
bus.
