Exercise
regularly, eat sensibly, die anyways.
Do
not mistake activity for achievement.
You
don't pay taxes. They take taxes.
Three
requirements for happiness: stupidity, selfishness and good
health.
The
site of a naked woman made him imagine her skeleton. These
were not the sentiments of a conventional lover.
When
I asked my personal trainer at the gym which machine I should
use to impress beautiful women he pointed outside and said
the ATM machine.
It's
so great to find that one special person you want to annoy
for the rest of your life.
Those
are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have
others.
A
bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove
that you don't need it.
I
like long walks, especially when they are taken by people
who annoy me.
