In
AmerIca anyone can become President. That's one of the risks
you take.
The
only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's
unfamiliar territory.
The
trouble with life in the fast lane is that you get there in
an awful hurry.
The
only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.
Many
a person has gone to their sarcophagus by what they put down
their esophagus.
Nothing
is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level wouldn't
cure.
The
average person thinks he isn't.
Nothing
is impossible for the man that doesn't have to do it himself.
Age
is the fee God charges for life.
If
you want your friends to remember you, borrow something from
them.
Too
many people think they are creative when they are just bieng
different.
I
told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was
being be ridiculous. Everyone hasn't met you yet.
The
advantage of a classical education is that it enables you
to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving.
