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In
the least surprising headline of 2025, we learned that
The Bay is not long for this world.
What’s
more surprising is that a grimly lit acre of retail space
situated on some of the world’s priciest real estate—with
its bewildered salespeople and endless racks of granny
housecoats—lasted this long.
Don’t
get me started about the escalators.
Too
late!
There’s
a mall in San Francisco’s financial district called
the Crocker Galleria. Once upon a time, it bustled with
shoppers until bad landlords drove it into the ground.
The gauntlet of fentanyl zombies and street-hardened lunatics
hurling obscenities and using the sidewalk as a toilet
chased off any remaining customers. Nowadays, Crocker
looks more like the perfect set for a zombie apocalypse
movie. You know where this is going…
Yes,
a battered, barely-breathing mall, with only three stores
in operation and hardly a shopper in sight, in SF’s
blighted downtown, has fully functioning escalators. The
Bay—a national icon and Canada’s once preeminent
retail institution—does not. That tells you something.
Along
with broken escalators and other glaring signs of bad
management, The Bay has suffered through some awful ‘big
picture’ corporate moves, including a clumsy expansion
into digital and acquiring Saks without properly integrating
it.
Then
there’s Amazon, the asteroid that carelessly flattened
the brick-and-mortar landscape into a giant crater. The
Virus and its inflationary aftermath didn’t help.
Also, per Ozymandias, the mighty have a way of falling.
Whether
expected, inevitable, self-inflicted, or all of the above,
this isn’t just another retail bankruptcy. More
like ‘national humiliation,’ another dent
in our already fragile identity and a total dragola.
To
Americans, that all might sound a bit melodramatic…
Like, what does a department store have to do with your
national identity?
Well,
American frens, you have your Founding Fathers, Johnny
Appleseed, Tecumseh, Davy Crockett and the rest. We have
the Baymen—brash 17th-century voyageurs who crossed
the Atlantic, carved an empire across four million square
miles of Hudson Bay watershed and launched a global fur
trade two centuries before Confederation. In 1869, the
Baymen sold this empire—known as Rupert’s
Land—to the newly formed Dominion of Canada for
£300,000. Basically, Canada didn’t invent
The Bay. Rather, The Bay invented Canada.
For
generations, cycling through many ups and downs, HBC was
woven into the Canadian psyche, like the red and green
stripes on one of those point blankets now selling for
$3 grand on eBay. And now, just as Canada itself feels
overwhelmed by dysfunction, The Bay empire is collapsing—a
blow to the illusion that life was inching back to pre-2020
normalcy.
In
retrospect, pre-2020 normalcy wasn’t all that normal.
HBC has been a dead man walking since at least 2008, the
year it fell to the global rentiers—a super-rich
class of equity credit investors who swoop in on companies,
real estate and even entire economies. Their intention
is neither to build nor innovate, but to extract every
last bit of value. The MO is simple: buy in, strip for
parts, offload liabilities and leave behind a hollowed-out
shell in pursuit of the next opportunity.
NRDC
Equity Partners, The Bay’s new owners, seemed more
interested in its real estate holdings than reinvesting
in stores or customer experience. They sold off valuable
locations, loaded the company with debt, and reduced a
storied brand to a struggling relic, leaving its once-proud
flagship stores to rot.
If
all that sounds familiar, you may have been watching Canada’s
real estate market—a place for foreign speculators
to park cash and turn a profit, dating back to the late
1990s. By 2020, after hollowing out once lively neighbourhoods,
the speculative buying frenzy (alongside record numbers
of new immigrants) had turned the rental market into a
near-dystopian ordeal. Anyone searching for a place in
the past five years knows the nerve-racking, high-stakes
game of trading your life savings for a 500-square-foot
basement; hope and pray the landlord picks you over 50
other desperate applicants… and that the place comes
with actual windows.
For
reasons beyond me, our political class on both sides of
the aisle let this foreign real estate bonanza happen.
But a decade of Trudeau policies made everything exponentially
worse. Trudeau didn’t kill The Bay. But he didn’t
not kill it. Among other feckless ‘squeeze the middle
class’ policies, his government raised taxes (of
course) and doubled the national debt—a type of
invisible tax on everyone. And it introduced a carbon
tax, which is a tax on everything. It also net-zeroed
our resource industry, canceling or shelving roughly $670
billion worth of oil, gas, LNG and pipeline projects,
leading investors to flee and jobs to vanish.
This
is Canada in 2025—not exactly a hospitable place
for a struggling retail enterprise. The economy is sluggish,
over-regulated and underperforming, with zero innovation
and barely a flicker of growth. Worse yet, we’re
hopelessly divided. Is this the “post-national”
state Trudeau envisioned? The one with no “core
identity”? In his globalist, neoliberal vision,
there wasn’t much room for national emblems like
The Bay.
But
now, with an election coming, suddenly there is! To distract
from the mess it created, the ruling party reached into
its emblem grabbag and pulled out hockey. The result is
#elbowsup, a cringe-inducing astroturfed crusade designed
to pin all our crises on Donald Trump. They even flew
in expat multimillionaire Mike Myers (looking like Subaru-driving
Mad Aunt Jackie) to pose rinkside.
So
we still have hockey but we don’t have Hudson’s
Bay. If that leaves you feeling a little melancholic,
join the club—we pretty much all feel it. Yes, we
saw it coming. Yes, it was a retail train wreck. But it
was our retail train wreck. The melancholy is compounded
by our nostalgia for the pre-2020 “normal”
decades, when both Canada and The Bay still felt semi-functional.
Those were good times. We weren’t drowning in debt
and twentysomethings could still dream of owning a home.
Lineups for food banks didn’t stretch around the
block and family doctors were plentiful. We didn’t
have to worry about fentanyl, tent encampments, technology
baking our dopamine receptors and AI taking our jobs.
We
genuinely had no idea how good we had it and no idea we
were the last ones.